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Jokes written for Arsenio Hall
“Hi, I’m Arsenio Hall. I spent the weekend taking selfies next to a cardboard cutout of LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling and posting them on Instagram.”
“Youtube posted a video of a little boy listing all the bad words he knows while his father videotapes it. My mom would have removed my tongue and beat me with it. ”
“A man tried to pay an Applebee’s tab with a trillion dollar bill. When the waitress refused to take it, the man asked, ‘is it because I’m black?’”
“The Drudge Report said that Al Sharpton was a snitch for the FBI. Unlike most snitches, instead of cash, the FBI paid Sharpton in hair care products.”