"I read that they just crowned the first Black Miss South Africa but there's already some controversy.  Apparently, a few years ago she posed nude in National Geographic." -Joke by Michael Alexander referenced in Arsenio Hall letter

Joke written by Michael Alexander for Jay Leno: "Denny's is under fire for discriminating against a group of Mexicans. A Denny's spokesperson said "Sorry, we thought they were black."

The week I earned this check both Bill Burr and Jim Gaffigan dropped in to do guest sets.